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Poof no eyebrows
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: ohio
Posts: 1,421
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12 cats of Christmas
12 Cats of Christmas
For all cat lovers...Meowy Christmas.
On the first day of Christmas when I brought home my tree -
My 12 cats were laughing at me.
On the second day of Christmas I saw beneath my tree -
2 mangled garlands and my 12 cats laughing at me.
On the third day of Christmas I saw beneath my tree -
3 missing Wise Men, 2 mangled garlands, and my 12 cats laughing at me.
On the fourth day of Christmas I saw beneath my tree -
4 males a-spraying, 3 missing Wise Men, 2 mangled garlands, and my 12 cats laughing at me.
On the fifth day of Christmas I saw beneath my tree -
5 shredded gifts 4 males a-spraying 3 missing Wise Men 2 mangled garlands, and my 12 cats laughing at me.
On the sixth day of Christmas I saw beneath my tree -
6 fallen angels, 5 shredded gifts, 4 males a-spraying, 3 missing Wise Men, 2 mangled garlands, and my 12 cats laughing at me.
On the seventh day of Christmas I saw beneath my tree -
7 half-dead rodents, 6 fallen angels, 5 shredded gifts, 4 males a-spraying, 3 missing Wise Men, 2 mangled garlands, and my 12 cats laughing at me.
On the eighth day of Christmas I saw beneath my tree -
8 shattered ornaments, 7 half-dead rodents, 6 fallen angels, 5 shredded gifts, 4 males a-spraying, 3 missing Wise Men, 2 mangled garlands, and my 12 cats laughing at me.
On the ninth day of Christmas I saw beneath my tree -
9 chewed-through light strings, 8 shattered ornaments, 7 half-dead rodents, 6 fallen angels, 5 shredded gifts, 4 males a-spraying, 3 missing Wise Men, 2 mangled garlands, and my 12 cats laughing at me.
On the tenth day of Christmas I saw beneath my tree -
10 tinsel hairballs, 9 chewed-through light strings, 8 shattered ornaments, 7 half-dead rodents, 6 fallen angels, 5 shredded gifts, 4 males a-spraying, 3 missing Wise Men, 2 mangled garlands, and my 12 cats laughing at me.
On the eleventh day of Christmas I saw beneath my tree -
11 broken branches, 10 tinsel hairballs, 9 chewed-through light strings, 8 shattered ornaments, 7 half-dead rodents, 6 fallen angels, 5 shredded gifts, 4 males a-spraying, 3 missing Wise Men, 2 mangled garlands, and my 12 cats laughing at me.
On the twelfth day of Christmas I looked at my poor tree - - - - - -
12 cats a-climbing,
11 broken branches,
10 tinsel hairballs,
9 chewed-through light strings,
8 shattered ornaments,
7 half-dead rodents,
6 fallen angels,
5 s h r e d d e d g i f t s ,
4 males a-spraying,
3 missing Wise Men,
2 mangled garlands,
and my 12 cats laughing at me!
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"We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid."
-Benjamin Franklin
"If the Good Lord wanted me to use percussion caps I reckon the river beds would be full of 'em for the takin"
Old flintlock shooter I met at the range.
In this day and age it is easier to stay stupid than it is to stay ignorant. I have had the misfortune to have encountered many informed idiots
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