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Originally Posted by j427x
#20 a mall-ninjas dick size is directly related to how much money he spent on certain name brands which he can drop to impress other mall-ninjas. in the mall-ninja pecker poll the more money you spend on the "names" the higher your status!
after if it costs more it has got to better than the other guys right?--if it costs more you got to be the real-pro right?
i am sure that goat-fucker with the dirty AK is going to be real impressed by all the bread you wasted ---ie invested on your weapon!
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Originally Posted by j427x
i can see some NCO on some far flung battlefront giving some mall ninja an ass chewing.
"WTF do YOU mean NOT jumping into the ditch and low crawling 500M because your weapon freaking MIGHT get dirty? i don't give a damn how much it cost! suck it up you piece of shit! jump in that mud filled ditch and low crawl! if you can't make contact with the enemy what kind of POS are YOU? FUCK YOU AND YOUR GOD DAMNED GOLD PLATED OPTICS! GET OUT THERE AND KILL THE ENEMY!
LOL!
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Damn - I about spewed mountain dew all over the computer monitor.  Thanks for making my day with a good laugh. (and what you wrote is oh so true). 
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