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10-12-2005, 01:08 PM
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Gunco Chick
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: IL
Posts: 968
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25 signs you have grown up
25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP
1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke
any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to
bed.
5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook
up" and "break up."
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed
up."
10. You're the one calling the police because those
%&@# kids next door
won't turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex
jokes around you.
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes
anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your car
payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of
McDonald's leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You take naps.
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of
the beginning of one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would
severely upset, rather
than settle, your stomach.
19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and
antacid, not condoms and
pregnancy tests.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good
stuff."
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast
time.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces
"I'm never going to
drink that much again."
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer
is for real work.
24. You drink at home to save money before going to a
bar.
25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you
congratulate them instead
of asking "Oh S*$# what the hell happened?"
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10-12-2005, 01:14 PM
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Gunco Regular
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: N. Phoenix, AZ
Posts: 844
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So true! 
....and to add,
26. You don't divulge intimate details of your personal life on the internet. |
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10-12-2005, 01:19 PM
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Gunco Veteran
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Ohio
Posts: 1,738
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Sounds like I need to grow up  |
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10-12-2005, 01:52 PM
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The Mad Messenger
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: New Mexico, USA
Posts: 5,010
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Funny stuff! I printed this one, too.
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"I Am the Mad Messenger From the Edge"
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10-12-2005, 06:06 PM
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Proud Confederate
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Thomasville, NC
Posts: 2,821
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#3 and 22 are giving Tom a bit of problem ....
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When Injustice Becomes Law....Rebellion Becomes Duty
The only thing wrong with Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address was that it was the South, not the North, that was fighting for a government of the people, by the people and for the people."
-- H. L. Mencken
One
Big
Ass
Mistake
America
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10-12-2005, 06:47 PM
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Proud Confederate
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Thomasville, NC
Posts: 2,821
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that was my feeble attempt at being a smart a** 
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When Injustice Becomes Law....Rebellion Becomes Duty
The only thing wrong with Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address was that it was the South, not the North, that was fighting for a government of the people, by the people and for the people."
-- H. L. Mencken
One
Big
Ass
Mistake
America
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10-12-2005, 08:24 PM
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Friend of MCMXI
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: WV
Posts: 8,717
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I must still be a kid. I still like Taco Bell. 
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You only have the rights you are willing to fight for.
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I Like 1911's.
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10-18-2005, 09:32 PM
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Harrassed by FFF
Join Date: Sep 2005
Posts: 42
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10-18-2005, 10:05 PM
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388ci Bored & Stroked SB
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Charleston
Posts: 3,334
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Can you be grown up and still like "Johnny Bravo"?
{Johnny Bravo Voice} Hey pretty momma! You're pretty,,,and I'm pretty. Lets go back to your place and stare at each other!
Quote:
Top 10 Johnny Bravo Pick-up Lines
Hey, wanna see me comb my hair really fast?
Hey baby, I can tell we both love the same things; Me!
Oh Momma, I'm so sweet that I've got a mouth full of cavities.
Well baby, what's it like looking at the man of your dreams?
Can you guess how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Bravopop or Johnnypop .. whatever you prefer?
Hey baby, if this shoe fits then I must be your cinderfella!
Man, it must be great being you watching me!
I'm a dancer, a romancer, you're a capricorn, I'm a cancer!
You smell kinda pretty, wanna smell me?
If loving me is wrong, you don't wanna be right!
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Always consider potential Allies. Never dismiss that they may be the enemy until proven otherwise. Be careful how you hold both; You could turn one into the other. (63DH8)
There will always be a large group of people that will be preyed upon, consumed by predators just like in a school of fish.
Some fish don't venture out into the deep water, others do so only when they've developed big teeth, but most just swim along looking at how blue the water is.(GN Member)
ΜΩΛΩΝ ΛΑΒE!
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