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Old 03-31-2008, 03:04 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Three Things to Ponder:

1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments

C O W S

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

T H E C O N S T I T U T I O N

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.

T H E TEN C O M M A N D M E N T S

The real reason we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this:

You cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal,' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians...It creates a hostile work environment.
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Old 03-31-2008, 09:26 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 03-31-2008, 09:50 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 04-01-2008, 02:16 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 05-07-2008, 11:30 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Very funny!
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Old 07-22-2008, 04:38 AM   #6 (permalink)
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T H E TEN C O M M A N D M E N T S

The real reason we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this:

You cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal,' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians...It creates a hostile work environment.
Actually it is an object of restraint of trade

how else are these shysters to make a living ??
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