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Old 02-17-2010, 03:13 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Old 02-17-2010, 07:26 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I want too talk to that professor. Hell we are social drinkers down here in the swamp..
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Old 02-17-2010, 09:36 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Talking My boy. One beer too many.

Yup one of the crew.
No drivers license. Nope. Judge aint never gonna give him one. Never.
Walking down the street and some poor lady around the corner makes the mistake of waving to him. No problem. Oh yes problem.
Now my boy Jethro thinks she loves him. True love. Yup.
Drunk. Oh God drunk.
Hijacks his mothers van. We begged him not too drive. Even tried to get his keys. Nope. He is going too see his true love.
Whips around the corner here and pulls into the lady, his true loves yard.
Side swipes her sons truck. Almost puts the Van in the canal. Puts the Van in reverse. Hits the sons truck again. Then puts his van in a ditch. Oh yeah. Real brite.
Problem. Her husband is home. Plus her 5 foot 6in. Son. Dad had to pull his kid, all 125lbs. of him off Jethro before he killed him.
Runs down the street where the L.O.s tackle him.
Felony 1- Driving with license suspended 12th offense.
Felony 2- Resisting arrest without violence.
Charge unknown- Leaving the scene of an accident.
Yup. With Jethros rap sheet. He will be on vacation for a few.
I know his probation officer and we all tried to help him. Oh well. We will see him in a few.
The lady around the corner, who does not know him. Aint gonna miss him.
Guess the wedding is off.
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