Two rednecks, Sniper69 and 4thIDvet, were driving down the road
drinking a couple of bottles of Bud. The passenger, Sniper69, said, "Lookey thar
up ahead, 4thIDvet it's a po-lice roadblock! We're gonna get busted fer
drinkin' these here beers!!" "Don't worry, Bubba," 4thIDvet said, "We'll just pull over and
finish drinkin' these beers, peel off the label and stick it on our
foreheads, and throw the bottles under the seat." "What fer?" asked Sniper69.
"Just let me do the talkin', OK?" said 4thIDvet.
Well, they finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat,
and each put a label on their forehead. When they reached the roadblock,
the sheriff said, "You boys been drinkin'?" ... "No sir," 4thIDvet said.
"We're on the patch."