Yo my Bro. You made it. Good for you. Germany wow. I was wondering where the hell you were.
God I love that German beer and those beautiful German women.
Have not been there for awhile. Last time I went me and a buddy went there to do some skiing.
Never made it past the damn bar.

Some Gestapo looking guys strongly suggested we might want to pack up and go check out Austria.
Went to Austria and they didn't like us there too much either.

Damn Nazis. Frig em.

Hey stay in touch with us and let us know how you and the family are doing.
Good to hear from you.