Actual questions asked on a cruise

klauss · 12-08-2005, 08:29 AM

My wife and I take a cruise every year. On these cruises if never fails that new questions are asked by some of the passengers. Here are some of those questions:

1. Is the water in the toilet ocean water or fresh water?

2. Are the waves in the pool caused by the waves in the ocean?

3. Standing at the rail overlooking the ocean one passenger asked, Yesterday at 10:00am there were dolphins right here and it's 10:00am now. Where are they?

4. How does the ship get its electrical power while at sea? Long extension cord?

5. Passenger standing at the rail again looking at the ocean asked me, You from around here?

6. Is there an elevator that runs from the front of the ship to the rear?

7. What time does the 24 hour pizza parlor close?

8. Are the oars big enough to paddle us to shore if the engine quits?

9. Is there a danger of sharks in the pool?

10. Not being aware that the ship turned around one passenger exclaimed, the sun is on the wrong side of the ship today

**00redZX-6R** · 12-09-2005, 11:01 AM

Well, is the toilet water salt water or fresh water. I gots to know

**Karl/PA** · 01-13-2006, 12:35 PM

I'll bet if you taste it it will be salty.

Broncodarts · 01-13-2006, 01:02 PM

People never cease to amaze me with their seemingly endless stupidity.

Funny stuff when you hear it though.

**wickedmedic** · 01-13-2006, 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by 00redZX-6R

Well, is the toilet water salt water or fresh water. I gots to know

Same question! I never thought about it!

Suka · 01-13-2006, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by 00redZX-6R

Well, is the toilet water salt water or fresh water. I gots to know

its "grey water" recycled

Most be a bunch of Red Necks on them cruises..HAHA

**Taz38** · 01-13-2006, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by klauss

6. Is there an elevator that runs from the front of the ship to the rear?

I often wished there was a moving sidewalk type thing--them ships are loooooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggg ggggggggggg.

Suka · 01-13-2006, 01:11 PM

Drinking water and Dinning uses a different sysem and piping.
Laundry, toiles and pools uses ( on newer ship ) desalination and recycled water.
Black water is semi treated and dumped overboard...newer ship recycle these as "grey water"

**bubbazan68** · 01-13-2006, 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Suka

Drinking water and Dinning uses a different sysem and piping.
Laundry, toiles and pools uses ( on newer ship ) desalination and recycled water.
Black water is semi treated and dumped overboard...newer ship recycle these as "grey water"

LMAO thats what i loved about that movie that came out " dark water "
from SO cali thats waht they called it when they would drain the septic tank

Buick Guy · 01-14-2006, 11:31 PM

Now we know why Kerry got as much of the vote as he did.