Airport (TSA) Screening Results (4th quarter 2012)
Airport (TSA) Screening Results (4th quarter 2012)
June Statistics On Airport Screening From The Department Of Homeland Security:
Terrorists Discovered
0
Transvestites
133
Hernias
1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases
3,172
Enlarged Prostates
8,249
Breast Implants
59,350
Natural Blondes
3
It was also discovered that 535 members of Congress had no balls.
Not verified on “Snopes”...but sounds about right...
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