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Old 07-20-2009, 09:05 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Aliens ?

Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years
ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with
five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just
outside Roswell, New Mexico. This is a well known incident that
many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other
federal agencies and organizations.
However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948, nine
months after that historic day, the following people were born:
Albert A. Gore, Jr.
Hillary Rodham
John F. Kerry
William J. Clinton
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer
See what happens when aliens breed with sheep and jackasses? I
certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for
you. It did for me.
No wonder they support the bill to help illegal aliens! Now You Know.
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Old 07-21-2009, 09:59 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Ive seen this one before and it doesnt get old! LOL
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Old 07-21-2009, 11:11 PM   #3 (permalink)
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that could be why i saw hillary catching flies with her forked tongue!?
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Old 07-21-2009, 11:22 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I see aliens all the time and they don't speak my language.
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Old 07-24-2009, 11:59 PM   #5 (permalink)
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i bet janet napolatano fits in there somewhere but i think you are misteken about pelosi her parent from earth was a pig! nah a pig is too smart but sayin nancy the pig pelosi has a nice ring to it
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