A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying
home because she is not feeling well. "What's the matter?" he asks.
"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.
"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"
"I can't see my ass coming into work today."
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