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Old 05-14-2006, 09:19 AM   #1 (permalink)
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A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying
home because she is not feeling well. "What's the matter?" he asks.

"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.

"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"

"I can't see my ass coming into work today."
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Old 06-12-2006, 12:44 PM   #2 (permalink)
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LOL....thats a good one!
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Old 06-12-2006, 12:54 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 06-12-2006, 12:59 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 06-12-2006, 01:24 PM   #5 (permalink)
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very good LOL And a Good Moring to you all
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Old 07-07-2006, 07:48 AM   #7 (permalink)
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I just send that to my boss....
Why I wasn't going in to work today....
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