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Old 08-21-2011, 01:28 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Answer this to solve the debt ceiling question

An open question to our president "Sir Golfsalot". If you can answer this you can solve the debt ceiling issue.

Lets say you go on a golfing vacation (I know, thats really a stretch of the imagination).

Upon returning home you find the sewer lines have backed up and the White House is full of crap (new crap, not the crap that was already there)..all the way up to within 6 inches of the ceiling on the top floor.

What do you do?

1.) Do you raise the ceiling?

2.) Or do you pump out the crap?
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Old 08-21-2011, 06:56 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Good Point!!
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Old 08-22-2011, 09:59 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Pump it out and then fumagate the place!
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Old 08-24-2011, 11:08 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Funny thing how you Conservatives get on the president for taking vacation time. Here's some interesting facts about presidents and vacations. George Bush Sr took 112 vacation days by this point in his term, he spent time fishing while dessert storm was going on. George Bush Jr. had 160 vacation days at this point in his term. Obama has gotten up to about 70 vacation days with his last trip. I HATE HYPOCRITES AND YOU EXTREME RIGHT WINGERS ARE THE BIGGEST BUNCH OF HIPPOCRATES I've ever seen.
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Old 08-25-2011, 08:37 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Funny thing how you Conservatives get on the president for taking vacation time. Here's some interesting facts about presidents and vacations. George Bush Sr took 112 vacation days by this point in his term, he spent time fishing while dessert storm was going on. George Bush Jr. had 160 vacation days at this point in his term. Obama has gotten up to about 70 vacation days with his last trip. I HATE HYPOCRITES AND YOU EXTREME RIGHT WINGERS ARE THE BIGGEST BUNCH OF HIPPOCRATES I've ever seen.
But Bush sure didn't take another 2 plane loads of commies and spa---s along on every trip-at taxpayer expense. And he sure as hell wasn't globe trotting like a supreme ruler!! You libs turn my stomach!!!
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You did notice this is in the jokes and humour section? And it says nothing bad about the president's vacation. I hate trolls, go spew your drivel somewhere else!!
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Old 08-25-2011, 08:54 AM   #7 (permalink)
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I think they all take too much vacation time on my dime.

Bush usually went back to his ranch. You can call that vacation if you like, but I am sure he was still dealing with issues.

I honestlly think the less they do the better. Just don't waste money and then cry that you need to raise taxes.
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Old 08-25-2011, 02:55 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Belly buttons and people are exactly even in the scale of things.
Mother Nature does, however, have a good sense of humor.
She supplied the world with more horses asses than she did horses.
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Old 08-26-2011, 09:00 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Belly buttons and people are exactly even in the scale of things.
Mother Nature does, however, have a good sense of humor.
She supplied the world with more horses asses than she did horses.
A good sense of humor sure is important. I am still working in China, and have been here for months, and won't get back stateside until next year. Thanks guys for letting me read a little English now and again!
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