Arkansas Bar
A guy walks into a small town bar in Arkansas and orders
a white wine.
EVERYBODY sitting around the bar looks up, expecting to
see some pitiful yankee queer.
The bartender looks at the guy, and says, "You ain't from
around here, are ya???
Where ya from, boy?"
The guy says, "I'm from Iowa."
The bartender asks, "Well, what the heck you do in Iowa?"
The guy responds, "I'm a taxidermist."
The bartender asks, "A taxidermist? Now just what the
heck is a taxidermist?"
The guy says nervously, "I mount animals."
The bartender slowly grins and then in a loud voice shouts
out to the whole bar, "It's okay boys, he's one of us!"
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