a baptist preacher was searching for a pet. he went to the local pet shop to
inquire. the salesmen said that he had just the pet for him. i have a dog that has the bible memorized from front to back.you can quote any verse in the bible and the dog will turn to that page.the preacher skeptical quoted a verse and sure enough the dog turned to the page. amazed he quoted a few more and the dog turned to the exact page every time. he bought the dog and took him home and called everyone he knew to show off his new pet. after the demonstration everyone was in awe. one of the parishners asked if he could do regular dog tricks. the preacher said i dont know, lets try it. he looked at the dog and said heel. the dog jumped up and put his paw on the preacher's forehead.
the preacher exclaimed the S.O.B. sold me a pentecostal dog.