Beer Analysis
This is serious stuff.... beer contains female hormones!
Last month Mississippi State University scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens); therefore, by drinking enough beer, men can turn into women!
To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 pints of beer within a one-hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:
1. Argued over nothing.
2. Refused to apologize when obliviously wrong.
3. Gained weight.
4. Talked excessively without making sense.
5. Became overly emotional.
6. Couldn't drive.
7. Failed to think rationally.
8. Had to sit down to urinate.
No further testing was considered necessary.
Send this to all the men you know to warn them against drinking too
much beer!
NOTE:
Have you also noticed that many heavy beer drinkers end up with large boobs? Or, in fact, ARE large boobs?
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Colonel Jimbo From the Land of the Wurts in Northeast Kentucky
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