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Old 03-16-2009, 09:34 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I think I suffer from this, too!


Q:
How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light bulb?


Woman's Answer: One!
ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb!

They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out.


And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the #&%!* lightbulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS!But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!!

AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER
PICKS UP OR CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!!

IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE!

AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER ROLL !!

I'm sorry. What was the question?
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Old 03-16-2009, 10:20 PM   #2 (permalink)
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You want fun?

Try having one in the house doing menopause and another doing puberty!
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Old 03-17-2009, 06:17 AM   #3 (permalink)
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You want fun?

Try having one in the house doing menopause and another doing puberty!
^^^ Mom and sister...

I know how you feel, Winn...

I dare not move out, or they'll kill each other within a week. -_-


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Old 03-17-2009, 08:32 AM   #4 (permalink)
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You want fun?

Try having one in the house doing menopause and another doing puberty!
I guess that's why I think we head to the range with 50 other guys. While we're wailing away......it's a lot quieter.
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Old 03-16-2009, 10:30 PM   #5 (permalink)
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That sounds like my house on a good day!
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