Blonde dent remover
A blonde was driving home after work, and got caught in a really bad
hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took
it to a REPAIR shop.
The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some
fun. He told her just to go home and blow INTO the tail pipe really
hard, and all the dents would pop out.
So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and started
blowing INTO her car's tailpipe. Nothing happened. She blew a little
harder, and still nothing happened.
Her roommate, another blonde, came home and said, "What are you
doing?"
The first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to
blow INTO the tailpipe in ORDER to get all the dents to pop out.
Her roommate rolled her eyes and said... "HELLLLOOOO ... You gotta
roll up the windowwwws
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Old flintlock shooter I met at the range.
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