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Old 10-25-2005, 07:52 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Talking Blonde Joke

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car
and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde. The blonde
cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse andwas getting progressively more agitated. "What does it look like?" she finally asked. The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it." The driver finally found a square mirror, looked at it and handed it
to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said. The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying,
"Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."
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Old 10-25-2005, 07:57 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 10-25-2005, 08:03 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shame on you Taz ................LOL
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Old 10-25-2005, 08:11 PM   #4 (permalink)
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LMFAO!!!!!!!! that was a good one Taz!
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Old 10-25-2005, 08:33 PM   #5 (permalink)
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That was bad!

I'm reporting it as a bad post!



























(Just kidding).
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Old 10-26-2005, 06:32 AM   #6 (permalink)
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hehehehe I thought that one was cute....and no I'm not a blonde--brunette here I've heard some good brunette jokes, but there's nothing like a good blonde joke......lol no offense to the blondies on the board
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Old 10-31-2005, 11:40 AM   #7 (permalink)
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