Boobs
 

So the other day my wife came to me and said she wanted $2000 for a boob job, I said why, your boobs are fine.
She said she wanted them bigger. I told her $2000 was too much money for e boob job.
She started bitching about this and that so I said you want you boobs bigger? She said yes.
I told here to go into the bathroom and rub some TP in-between here boobs. She said how will that make my boobs bigger?

I told her it seemed to work for your ass

hhehehehehehehehe

Oldie but still funny!!!

so, after you hid all the guns and knives what did you do ?

That's one of those that should end with:

"The doctor says I'll walk again, but with a limp."

;)

ba dump bump :rofl:

So tell us......
How does it feel, sleeping outside with the dogs?....:)

hahahahaha....deadman.....hahahahaha

ohhhh, that could be used as a reason for justifiable homicide. :)

I have your home phone number,.....I have your home phone number.

;)