So the other day my wife came to me and said she wanted $2000 for a boob job, I said why, your boobs are fine.
She said she wanted them bigger. I told her $2000 was too much money for e boob job.
She started bitching about this and that so I said you want you boobs bigger? She said yes.
I told here to go into the bathroom and rub some TP in-between here boobs. She said how will that make my boobs bigger?
I told her it seemed to work for your ass
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