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Old 10-16-2005, 03:06 AM   #1 (permalink)
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A mid-level executive was so frustrated at being passed over for promotion year after year, that, in frustration, he went to a
brain-transplant center in the hope of raising his I.Q. 20 points.

After a battery of physical and psychological tests, he was told by the center's director that he was an acceptable candidate.

"That's great!" the executive said. "But I understand that this procedure can be really expensive."

"Yes, sir, it can," the director replied. "An ounce of accountant's brain for example, costs one thousand dollars; an ounce of an economist's brain costs two thousand; an ounce of a corporate president's is forty-five thousand. An ounce of a Liberal's brain is
seventy-five thousand dollars."

"Seventy-five thousand dollars for an ounce of a Liberal's brain?? Why on earth is that?"

"Do you have any idea," the director asked, "how many Liberals we would have to kill?"
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Old 10-16-2005, 03:12 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 10-16-2005, 08:00 AM   #3 (permalink)
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LOVED that one!
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Old 10-16-2005, 12:50 PM   #4 (permalink)
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