Catholic Dog

[mike2636]

Catholic Dog

>
> Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a
> pet dog for company. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went
> to the parish priest and asked, 'Father, my dog is dead.
> Could ya' be saying' a mass for the poor
> creature?'
>
> Father Patrick replied, 'I'm afraid not; we cannot
> have services for an animal in the church. But there are
> some Baptists down the lane, and there's no tellin'
> what they believe. Maybe they'll do something for the
> creature.'
>
> Muldoon said, 'I'll go right away Father. Do
> ya' think $5,000 is enough to donate to them for the
> service?'
>
> Father Patrick exclaimed, 'Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus!
> Why didn't ya tell me the dog was Catholic?

[fearitself]

When Sister Catherine asked all the Catholic school children in fourth grade
what they wanted to be when they grew up, little Sheila said, "When I grow
up, I want to be a prostitute!" Sister Catherine's eyes grew wide and she
yelped, "What did you say?!" "A prostitute!" Sheila repeated. Sister
Catherine breathed a sight of relief, "Oh Thank God! I thought you said a
Protestant."

[gammydodger]

lol

[jrgrace]

Good jokes

[GeoMan]

Lol, those are good...