Cause of climate change found
 

Cause of climate change pinpointed a huge blob of dead weight that is growing daily at an alarming rate has been found It is centered in washington dc growing mass affecting the planets wobble loud sucking sound also has been heard accompanied by sightings of large amounts of cash heading in that direction never to be seen again if this is not stopped soon i fear the planet will hurtle into the sun and burn up PLEASE HELP!!!!!!!!!update amount of hot air rising in washinton has noted a slight decline since the obama left for russia will not help the situation a massive increase was reported in russia

time to do something about it?

i thought it was cows farting? thats what the hippies said!

Its the friction caused by all that money flowing from our wallets to Washington, DC.

I thought it was all that hot air coming out of Al Gore's pie hole!

These assholes are going to tax us into oblivion with these Green Taxes. Its strange that the American Revolution was started from excessive taxes. I Imagine Ben Franklin alive today punching Obama right in the nose. And Thomas Payne cleaning out Congress.