Cockpit duties explained
Many years ago on a long Pan Am flight across the pond,
an elderly lady asked if she could visit the cockpit.
When she got up there, she found four crewmen. She asked the first what he did
and he explained that he was the navigator and what his responsibilities were.
She turned to next one and asked what he did. He explained that he was the flight engineer and
that his job was to monitor and troubleshoot any system problems to keep the flight operating smoothly.
She turned to the next one and asked what he did. He explained that he was the Captain,
and he was responsible for everything on the airplane and the functioning of the crew.
She then turned to the first officer and asked "Well young man, what is your job?"
He replied "Ma'am, I am the captain's sexual advisor."
Somewhat shocked, she said "I beg your pardon, but what do you mean by that?"
"Very simple ma'am.
The captain has told me many times that when he wants my fucking advice, he'll ask me." Many years ago on a long Pan Am flight across the pond,
an elderly lady asked if she could visit the cockpit.
When she got up there, she found four crewmen. She asked the first what he did
and he explained that he was the navigator and what his responsibilities were.
She turned to next one and asked what he did. He explained that he was the flight engineer and
that his job was to monitor and troubleshoot any system problems to keep the flight operating smoothly.
She turned to the next one and asked what he did. He explained that he was the Captain,
and he was responsible for everything on the airplane and the functioning of the crew.
She then turned to the first officer and asked "Well young man, what is your job?"
He replied "Ma'am, I am the captain's sexual advisor."
Somewhat shocked, she said "I beg your pardon, but what do you mean by that?"
"Very simple ma'am.
The captain has told me many times that when he wants my fucking advice, he'll ask me." Many years ago on a long Pan Am flight across the pond,
an elderly lady asked if she could visit the cockpit.
When she got up there, she found four crewmen. She asked the first what he did
and he explained that he was the navigator and what his responsibilities were.
She turned to next one and asked what he did. He explained that he was the flight engineer and
that his job was to monitor and troubleshoot any system problems to keep the flight operating smoothly.
She turned to the next one and asked what he did. He explained that he was the Captain,
and he was responsible for everything on the airplane and the functioning of the crew.
She then turned to the first officer and asked "Well young man, what is your job?"
He replied "Ma'am, I am the captain's sexual advisor."
Somewhat shocked, she said "I beg your pardon, but what do you mean by that?"
"Very simple ma'am.
The captain has told me many times that when he wants my fucking advice, he'll ask me." Many years ago on a long Pan Am flight across the pond,
an elderly lady asked if she could visit the cockpit.
When she got up there, she found four crewmen. She asked the first what he did
and he explained that he was the navigator and what his responsibilities were.
She turned to next one and asked what he did. He explained that he was the flight engineer and
that his job was to monitor and troubleshoot any system problems to keep the flight operating smoothly.
She turned to the next one and asked what he did. He explained that he was the Captain,
and he was responsible for everything on the airplane and the functioning of the crew.
She then turned to the first officer and asked "Well young man, what is your job?"
He replied "Ma'am, I am the captain's sexual advisor."
Somewhat shocked, she said "I beg your pardon, but what do you mean by that?"
"Very simple ma'am.
The captain has told me many times that when he wants my fucking advice, he'll ask me."
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Karl
I swear, by my life and my love of it, that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine. - Ayn Rand
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