The Compassion of the Irish
A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs.
Three women, from England , Scotland and Ireland , were walking past and
felt sorry for the poor man.
The English woman said 'Have you ever had a hug?'
The man said 'No'so she gave him a hug and walked on.
The Scottish woman said, 'Have you ever had a kiss?'
The man said,'No,' so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The Irish woman came to him and said, 'Have ya ever been fooked lad?'
The man broke into a big smile and said, ‘No’.
She said, 'Aye - Ya will be when the tide comes in.
And Happy Saint Paddy's Day to you Karl!
You know what his name was?
At least once the tide came in.
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