A guy walks into a bar and asks for 12 shots of whiskey lined up in a row on the bar, so the bartender sets 'em up and the guy starts slammin' 'em as fast as he can. The bartender's standin' there lookin' at the guy and says, "Hey man, you're slammin' those pretty fast." The guy says, (gulp, gulp)Yeah, you would too if you had what I had." Bartender steps back and asks," What's that?" Guy says,"{gulp, gulp}, 75 cents."


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