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Old 11-05-2011, 09:27 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default That could've been me

That could've been me





I was sitting at a stoplight yesterday, minding my own business, waiting on
it to turn green.

A carload of young, loud Muslims, shouting anti-American slogans, stopped
next to me.

The light changed, the Muslims shook their fists, hit the gas& darted off
ahead of me.

Suddenly an 18-wheeler came speeding thru the intersection and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely.

For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Man, that could
have been me!"

So, today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver.
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Old 11-06-2011, 06:58 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I love it!!!
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Old 11-06-2011, 10:40 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 11-09-2011, 06:15 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Not enough trucks to complete the needed business @ hand!
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Old 11-09-2011, 07:41 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Good one.
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Old 11-09-2011, 07:46 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Yes there is, stupid laws keep getting in the way
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