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Old 03-27-2012, 12:51 PM   #1 (permalink)
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An Arab enters a taxi cab in Dallas, Texas..........

Once he is seated he asks the cab driver to turn off the radio

because he must not hear music as decreed by his religion

and; in the time of the prophet, there was no music, especially

Western music, which is music of the infidel's and certainly no

radio ........

So the cab driver politely switches off the radio, pulls over to

the side, stops the cab and opens the back door.

The Arab asks him: “What are you doing man?”

The Texan answers: “In the time of the prophet there were no

taxis. So get your ass out and wait for a camel.”
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Old 03-27-2012, 02:17 PM   #2 (permalink)
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GREAT!
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Old 03-29-2012, 10:29 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Great One, thanks Karl!
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Old 03-29-2012, 11:20 AM   #4 (permalink)
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More coffee on the desk!!!! Good one
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Old 03-29-2012, 09:01 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Only in Texas, What a Great State!
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