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Old 01-28-2012, 02:39 PM   #1 (permalink)
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My wife just asked me how many women I've sh*gged.
I said, 'I really don’t want 2 answer that love, u know I've had a past
& I don't want 2 upset u!'
'C'mon' she said, 'I can handle it!'
So I had to sit there and count them all.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, you, 10, 11, 12....
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Old 01-28-2012, 07:46 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Yap, Dead man for sure.
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Old 01-28-2012, 11:56 PM   #3 (permalink)
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just hope you didnt tell her she was not the last bro! if so hope you dont wake up dead!
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Old 01-29-2012, 08:21 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Dead Man Walking for sure. Never answer that question, as it will cause untold problems forever!
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