The deaf wife
An old couple pull thier car into a service station. The cars engine is making some terrible noises and the attendant offers to lok under the hood.
The wife shouts at the husband, "What did he say?" The husband shouts back, "He said he will look under the hood to see what the problem is."
The attendant looks under the hood and comments, "I don't see any fluids leaking." The wife shouts, "What did he say?" The husbands shouts, "he said he doesn't see any fluids leaking."
The attendant notices that the front license plate is from Texas and comments, "I see you're from Texas. I lived for a while in Texas. I had the worst sexual experience of my life while in Texas."
The wife shouts,"What did he say?" The husband shouts, "He said he thinks he knows you."