Dear Abby
 

Dear Abby,

My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the
beginning, and when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse,
everyone knows he cheats on me. It is so humiliating. Also, since he
lost his job four years ago, he hasn't even looked for a new one. All he
does is buy cigars and cruise around and bullsh*t with his pals, while I
have to work to pay the bills.

Since our daughter went away to college, he doesn't even pretend to like
me and hints that I am a lesbian. What should I do?

Signed, Clueless



Dear Clueless:

Grow up and dump him. For Pete's sake, you don't need him anymore.
You're a United States senator from New York. Act like it!

A friend e-mailed me this. I thought I would pass it on.:rofl:

LMAO

Great puchline!

^^^