Dear Abby

[Tommo]

Dear Abby,

My husband has a long record of money problems. He runs up huge credit-card bills and at the end of the month, if I try to pay them
off, he shouts at me, saying I am stealing his money. He doesn't understand fundamental economics and tells me to pay the minimum and let our kids worry about the rest even though we can hardly keep up with the interest.

He has also been arrogant and abusive toward our neighbors and most of them no longer speak to us. The few that do are a really odd bunch, to whom he has been giving a lot of expensive gifts, running up our bills even more.

Also, he has gotten religious. One week he hangs out with Catholics, the next with people who say the Pope is the Anti-Christ, and the next he's with Muslims.

Finally, the last straw - he's demanding that before anyone can be in the same room with him, they must sign a loyalty oath. It's just so horribly
creepy!

Can you help?

Lost


Dear Lost,

Suck it up and stop whining, Michelle. You're living in the White House for free, travel the world, and have others pay for everything for you. You can divorce the jerk any time you want. The rest of us are stuck with him for 4 more years.

Abby