Deer hunting season
DEER HUNTING SEASON
A man and his friend were enjoying Deer Hunting Season in rural
Louisiana near a blacktop highway. A huge buck walked by and the
hunter carefully drew his bow and took careful aim.
Before he could release his arrow, his friend pointed at a funeral
procession passing on the road behind them.
The hunter slowly let off the pressure on his bow, took off his hat,
bowed his head and closed his eyes in prayer.
His friend was amazed. "Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching
thing I have ever seen. You are the kindest man I have ever known."
The hunter shrugged. "Yeah, well, we were married for 35 years."
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"We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid."
-Benjamin Franklin
"If the Good Lord wanted me to use percussion caps I reckon the river beds would be full of 'em for the takin"
Old flintlock shooter I met at the range.
In this day and age it is easier to stay stupid than it is to stay ignorant. I have had the misfortune to have encountered many informed idiots
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