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About LinkBacksThere once was a young man named Perkin,
Who was never to be seen a?workin?.
A lesson was taught him
When the boss finally caught him:
?stead of workin? he was jerkin? his gerkin?.
Dirty Little Limerick.
There once was a young man named Perkin,
Who was never to be seen a?workin?.
A lesson was taught him
When the boss finally caught him:
?stead of workin? he was jerkin? his gerkin?.
"I Am the Mad Messenger From the Edge"
Here's to the girl I love best.
I f##ked her nude I f##ked her dressed.
I f##ked standin' I f##ked lying.
If she had wings I'd f##k her flying.
And when shes dead and long forgotten I'll dig her up and f##k her rotten!
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EWWWW!Originally Posted by 75_stingray
BWAHAHAHA!
where do you guys get these?
From a poem about Columbus my Dad used to quote (only know a couple of verses)
Columbus had a cabin boy,
He loved him like a brother.
Every night round nine o'clock
they'd cornhole one another.
That cabin boy, that cabin boy,
that dirty little nipper -
He lined his ass with broken glass
and circumcised the skipper!
(and)
He spied a whore upon a shore
And Columbus did pursue her
The white of an egg ran down her leg -
that sonofabitch, he screwed her!
He screwed her once, he screwed her twice,
he screwed her once too often.
He broke the mainspring in her ass,
and now she's in her coffin.
(According to Dad, there were over 140 verses like these. Wish he'd have taught me more!)
Q - What is Bambi?
A - Viable Target
There once was a sailor named Dave
who found a dead whore in a cave
she was missin' a tit and smelled like shit
but think of the money he saved
member # 575
There once was a man from Nantucket,
took a pig in a thicket to fuck it.
Said the pig,
"But my dear, don't you realize I'm queer?
Step around to the front
and I'll suck it".
I challenge you, dare to do GREAT things.
There was a Young Lady from Exiter, and all the young men thru their sex at her!
So just to be rude,she laid in the nude.
While her parrott, a pervet, took pecks at her!!!
There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin,
Wiping cum off his chin,
"If my ear were a cunt I would fuck it."
"I Am the Mad Messenger From the Edge"
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