there was a young lady
from brighton last year
whose hobby was swimming
beneath a long peir
each morn she would venture
this trim little lass
and give me the pleasure
of seeing her.......... swim
there once was a milkman names schwartz
whose pecker was covered in wartz
but the ladies they say
would play anyway
because schwartz came in quarts
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In a hour of darkness a blind man is the best guide. In an age of insanity look to the madman to show the way.
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