Doctor Visit
A redhead accompanied her husband to the
doctor's office. After his checkup, the
doctor called the wife into his office alone.He said, "Your husband is suffering from
a very severe disease, combined with
horrible stress. If you don't do the
following, your husband will surely die.""Each morning, fix him a healthy
breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he
is in a good mood. For lunch make him a
nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an
especially nice meal for him. Don't burden
him with chores, as he probably had a
hard day. Don't discuss your problems
with him, it will only make his stress
worse. And most importantly,
make love with your husband several
times a week and satisfy his every whim.
If you can do this for the next 10 months
to a year, I think your husband will regain
his health completely."On the way home, the husband asked his
wife. "What did the doctor say?""You're going to die," she replied.
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Colonel Jimbo From the Land of the Wurts in Northeast Kentucky
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