Doctors
5 Surgeon's...
The first surgeon, from New York , says, "I like
to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up,
everything inside is numbered."
The second, from Chicago , responds, "Yeah, but you should try
electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, "No, I really think
librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical
order"
The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: "You know, I
like construction workers... Those guys always understand when you
have a few parts left over."
But the fifth surgeon, from Washington DC , shut them all up
when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to
operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no
spine. The head and the ass are interchangeable.
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MOLON LABE !!!!!
They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety. --Benjemin Franklin
A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity. -- Sigmund Freud
TO vote for the lesser of two evils , is to still vote for evil.
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