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Old 10-18-2012, 03:12 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default A Dripping Wet Woman in the Back Seat

One rainy spring night in Glasgow, a taxi driver spotted an arm waving from
the shadows in an alley. Even before he rolled to a stop at the curb, a figure leaped into the cab and slammed the door. Checking his rear view mirror as he pulled away, he was startled to see a dripping wet, naked woman sitting in the back seat.

'"Where to?" he stammered. "Vale Road," answered the woman", "OK," he said, taking another long glance in the mirror. The woman caught him staring at her and asked, "Just what the hell are you looking at?'" "Well lady, replied the driver, I noticed that you're completely naked, and
I was just wondering how you'll pay your fare."

The woman spread her legs, put her feet up on the front seat, smiled at the
driver and said, "Does THIS answer your question?"

Still looking in the mirror, the cabbie asked, "Got anything smaller?"
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