Elk Sex
Two rednecks
are sitting on the front porch.
One says,
"Did you know that elks have sex 10 to 15 times a night?"
"Aw crap..,"
says his friend,
"and I just joined the VFW!"
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Karl
I swear, by my life and my love of it, that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine. - Ayn Rand
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