English Pub Experience
I was in a pub on Saturday night. Had a few.
I noticed two large girls by the bar.
They both had strong accents so I said: "Hi, are you two girls from Scotland ?"
One of them chirped: "It's WALES you friggin' idiot!"
So I immediately apologized and said: "Sorry, are you two whales from Scotland ?"
Then the lights went out !!!!
I swear, by my life and my love of it, that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine. - Ayn Rand