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Old 03-22-2012, 11:44 AM   #1 (permalink)
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I was in a pub on Saturday night. Had a few.

I noticed two large girls by the bar.

They both had strong accents so I said: "Hi, are you two girls from Scotland ?"

One of them chirped: "It's WALES you friggin' idiot!"

So I immediately apologized and said: "Sorry, are you two whales from Scotland ?"


Then the lights went out !!!!
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Old 03-22-2012, 01:45 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I think I know those two. My buddy Lester the molester married one of them.
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Old 03-24-2012, 07:11 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Been to a couple English pubs,,,,, and I can see that happening , for real!!
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