The farmer walks into his house carrying a sheep.
He goes to the bedroom where his wife is reading in bed,
He says "see dear, this is the cow I sleep with when your not feeling up to it"..
His wife responds, "If you weren't such a f__king idiot, you'd know that was a sheep, and not a cow".
He looks over at her and says, "if you weren't such an arrogant bitch,you'd realize I was talking to the sheep"...
Don't run away - you'll only die tired...
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