FBI Assassin Opening
The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks,
> interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists...Two men and a
> woman.
>
> For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal
> door
> and handed him a gun! . "We must know that you will follow your
> instructions
> no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife
> sitting in a chair...Kill Her!!!"
>
> The man said,
>
> "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."
> The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your
> wife
> and go home."
>
> The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went
> into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with
> tears in his eyes,
>
> "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
> The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go
> home."
>
> Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to
> kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were
> heard,
> one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls...
>
> After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood
> the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.
>
> "This gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death
> with
> the chair."
>
> MORAL:
> Women are evil.
> Don't mess with them
>
>
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