Finding Work

[Frogman]

Sorry the Pictures did not come through



1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory,
but I got canned. Couldn't concentrate.

2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but just
couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.

3. After that, I tried being a Tailor, but wasn't suited for it --
mainly because it was a sew-sew job.

4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that
was too exhausting.

5. Then, tried being a Chef - figured it would add a little spice
to my life, but just didn't have the thyme.

6. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker, but any way
I sliced it... couldn't cut the mustard.

7. My best job was a Musician, but eventually found
I wasn't noteworthy.

8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but didn't
have any patience.

9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. Tried hard but
just didn't fit in.



10. I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered
I couldn't live on my net income.

11. Managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance
Company, but the work was just too draining.



12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center, but they said I
wasn't fit for the job.


13. After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got
a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it.




14. My last job was working in Starbucks, but had to quit because
it was the same old grind.





15. So I tried Retirement AND FOUND THAT I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!!

[railbuggy]

I think of myself as retired to.Very few jobs I can do now.

[funwithbeltfeds]

Too bad the pictures didnt show but it was still funny.