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Old 04-16-2007, 05:00 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Fixing the White House Fence

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House in D.C..
One from New Jersey, another from Tennessee and the third, Florida.
They go with a White House official to examine the fence.
The Florida contractor takes out a tape measure and does some Measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well," he says, "I figure the job will run about $900:
$400 for materials,$400 for my crew and $100 profit for me."
The Tennessee contractor also does some measuring and figuring.
Then says I can do this job for $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me.
" The New Jersey contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, "$2,700.
" The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"
The New Jersey contractor whispers back, "$1,000 for me, $1,000 for you, and we hire the guy from Tennessee to fix the fence."
"Done!" replies the government official.
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Old 04-29-2007, 03:04 AM   #2 (permalink)
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sound about right.lol
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