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Old 12-03-2012, 08:46 AM   #1 (permalink)
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After 20 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening when the wife felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn’t in quite some time.

It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back.

He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly working his hand down over her breasts, stopping just over her lower stomach.

He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, caressed past the side of breast again, working down her side, passed gently over her buttocks and down her leg to her calf.
Then he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side.

Then suddenly he stopped, rolled over and started watching TV.

As the wife had loved every minute of the loving and gentle touch of her husband, she asked in a gentle loving voice, “Oh sweetheart that felt so good, why did you stop?”

He replied, “I found the remote.”
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Old 12-05-2012, 06:44 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Thanks, very funny!
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Old 12-06-2012, 09:51 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 12-08-2012, 02:31 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Yep, that is what the guys love after 20 years of marriage, the TV remote! Good one Karl!
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