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Old 07-30-2008, 10:24 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Dear Boss,
I have enjoyed working here these past several years. You have paid me
very well, given me benefits beyond belief. I have 3-4 months off per year
and a pension plan that will pay my salary till the day I die and a health
plan that most people can only dream about.


Despite this I plan to take the next 12-18 months to find a new position.
During this time I will show up for work when it is convenient. In addition
I fully expect to draw my full salary and all the other perks associated
with my current job.


Oh yeah, if my search for this new job proves
fruitless, I will be back with no loss in pay or status. Before you say
anything, remember that you have no choice in the matter. I can and will do
this.

Sincerely,

Every Senator or Congressman running for President.


Try that at your job and tell me how it works out.

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Old 08-24-2008, 08:51 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Its the same thing all over the world....Some rules for the politicians, other ones for ordinary people..
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Old 08-26-2008, 02:55 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Politicians are just about as big a blood sucking leach can get on society.

Look at what they actually do to make a living.. Actually a little worse than lawyers too..
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Old 08-26-2008, 03:32 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Nothing has changed in the history of the world. Same old shit, different time.
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Old 08-26-2008, 03:47 PM   #5 (permalink)
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The sad part is, once they are elected, spend their time "working for the people", they get a pension that most can only dream about. My neighbor was in charge of the senate floor until he retired many years ago and he drew about 100K a year pension. He passed several years ago now and his widow continued to draw about 60K which I'm assuming she still does down in south fla. where she moved to after Charlie died. Heck of it is, well get this>>>>> No Taxes! Just spending our taxes. Hell of a retirement program even if your job requires you to put up with assholes!!!!!
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Old 08-26-2008, 09:17 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Not to mention that they never pay into social security, yet collect it at a level concurrent with their salary at the time they retire. Where does that money ccome from? Oh yeah, US, the tax payers!
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