Funny, but wrong
A man was walking late at night when he sees a woman in the shadows.
"Twenty bucks," she says.
He's never been with a hooker before, so he decides what the hell. They're going at it for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them---it's a police officer.
"What's going on here, people?" asks the officer.
"I'm making love to my wife," he answers indignantly.
"Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know," says the cop.
"Well, neither did I until you shined that damn light in her face."
"We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid."
"If the Good Lord wanted me to use percussion caps I reckon the river beds would be full of 'em for the takin"
Old flintlock shooter I met at the range.
In this day and age it is easier to stay stupid than it is to stay ignorant. I have had the misfortune to have encountered many informed idiots