A guy goes into a bar and screams
"LAWYERS ARE ASSHOLES"
A guy sitting at the end of the bar jumps up and screams
"I RESENT THAT REMARK"
First guy asks "Are you A lawyer"???
Hell No!! says the second guy!!
I'M AN ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!
Bill from Spartanburg
Be like an old dog!!!! If you can't eat it or screw it, just piss on it and walk away!!!!